Two Friends playing Slots Joke

As it happens often, two friends decided to go to a casino. On this day, Smith and Jones went to play the slots.

They both agreed that when their budgeted funds were gone, they would sit on a bench, at the front of the casino and wait for each other.

Well, as bad luck would have it, Jones rapidly lost all his money and as agreed, went to the front of the casino and sat on the bench. He waited, then he waited, and waited and then waited even more.

After many hours had gone by, he looked up and saw Smith walking towards him with a big smile in his face and with what looked like a very large sack of coins. Smith exhaustively sat on the bench next to Jones and grinned excitedly.

“Jones”, asked Smith, “how did you do at the slots”?

Jones let out a big sigh. “Can´t you see me sitting at this bench, all these hours? What do you think happened? I lost all my money!” “But you seem to have hit it big, thankfully”, said Jones.

“Oh man, yeah!”, shouted Smith, laughingly. ”You are not gonna believe this, but I found a really good machine. If you walk to the back of the casino, it is way towards the back, by the restrooms. Let me take you there, maybe you will win big like I did”, said Smith.

“It is impossible to lose. Every time you put in a dollar, out come four quarters!”